Friday, November 18, 2011

Small Big Country


             22 million people spread over an area twice the size of California only makes a place sound large in size, however, I consistently begin conversations with people in different cities, towns and villages hundreds of miles away from where I actually live and we find friends in common.  Kevin Bacon and his five degrees would be out of work here.
               This evening I got a phone call from Titos, a friend that I not only have not seen since 2004, but with whom I haven’t exchanged even a single email, text, facebook poke, or letter.  I had no way of reaching him. Nothing.  When I was Chibuto, Titos’ home town, in Decemebr I tried to find his old house, but ended up just lost.  I couldn’t remember his last name and thus ask somebody, so hopelessly gave up.  Then he called me tonight.  He had gotten my number from someone who had gotten it from someone else.  We live 300 miles from each other.  It was phenomonal.
            But this isn’t the first time I’ve been tracked down since moving down to Maputo.  I have been ordered to stop by the Police only to discover that it was a former student, suspiciously been eyed by people who turned out to be either former coworkers and students, stopped inches from a guy running into me who also was an old friend, and been tracked down by a former teacher that now lives in South Africa.  Then, about a month ago I was crossing in South Africa and ran into to some complications in the Mozambican border post.  How lucky was I to find that the immigration agent in the next window over was a former student.  Seriously, it is ridiculous.
            So tonight’s phone was surprise only in terms of who was on the other end.  I guess this is a country that puts more stock in personal relations, in old friends, and in searching people out.  Cellphones have only made what was already done exponetially easier.


Thursday, October 20, 2011

Perspective: Maputo


A city of one million people does not sound that big when compared to cities in China, the USA and Europe.  Sure that’s a lot of people in one area, a lot of light bulbs, trash, and cars but its no Beijing, Tokyo or Mexico City.  Really, Maputo is just another San Jose, CA, well almost.  Keeping with the California analogy, the entire country of Mozambique compares to California in about a 2:1 ratio, both in area and coastline.  However California’s capital, Sacramento, seems more “fairly” situated as opposed to Mozambique’s national capital, Maputo, which is located less than a 100 miles from the southern border of a country that stretches 1,500 miles north to south.  It is called home to about 1 million of the country’s 23 million citizens.  It may be comparable in population to San Jose, but I guarantee that there are many more Mozambicans dreaming of moving to Maputo than Americans to San Jose. 
Maputo stands alone in the country.  No other provincial capital compares in diversity of commercial goods, food, cars, construction and nightlife, but also no American city of this size offers so little in terms of diversity of commercial goods, food, cars, construction, and nightlife.  I can get various types of ketchup in Maputo, but have never seen a jar of pickle relish.  How am I supposed to eat my hot dogs?!
If you made a trip to Mozambique and spent your time only in Maputo, you would know a different Mozambique.  Everyone here knows this, yet I am constantly taken aback when I meet Mozambicans that have absolutely no concept of what life out in “the provinces” is like.  Maputo can put blinders on you just like living in Manhattan or San Francisco can obscure the reality of a blue collar Midwest livelihood.  I suspect many native wealthy Mozambicans do not know the truth of the poverty that so frequently categorizes this country.  It is odd to imagine this and it is an extreme end of the spectrum, but it is true.  I have been in houses in Maputo that surpass in wealth any house I have stepped foot in the USA; I’m talking about ocean views, marble staircases, and indoor pools.  On the other hand, the images that arise in the media showing the poverty extremes of countries like Mozambique can be just as unfairly representative of the whole as my current experience in Maputo is.  Maputo is not the Mozambique I know.
However, Maputo is not without its benefits.  During my first time in Mozambique, and even before this past July, I knew Maputo through the lens of hotels, restaurants, the occasional museum, and bars.  I enjoy the city now more than I ever did having found new restaurants, nice places to go for a run, cheaper and less touristy bars, a movie theater that shows exclusively Bollywood flicks, good pastry shops, and a group of Mozambicans that play Frisbee on the beach each weekend.  Its not my favorite place ever, but my new finds help distract me from the faded cement skyscrapers, fear of getting run over by drivers who seem to forget that cars come with both an accelerator and a brake pedal, burning nostril reminders that any and every tree is game to be peed on, and street vendors selling anything from extension cords to carved ivory still chasing you down after you said ‘no, thank you’ three blocks earlier.
            Yet there also exists a historical Maputo that becomes very apparent once you learn to look through the grime and crumbling facades.  Before officially leaving in 1975, the Portuguese had left their mark in art deco architecture throughout the old part of downtown Maputo.  It is easy to never notice it, but once you do you’ll find intentionality and unique details in many buildings in that part of town.  It’s a pleasant surprise seeing as the majority of constructions post-independence are no more appeasing to the eye than a town of old-school Lego buildings.
Another bit of history has happened every Wednesday since about 1994.   Post-independence in 1975 but before the fall of the Berlin Wall, about 15,000 Mozambicans were sent to East Germany to work in factories in a labor scheme between the then-communist allies.  They were paid 40% of their wages in East Germany and were told the remainder would be paid upon their return to Mozambique.  When the Berlin Wall fell in 1989, the Mozambicans were repatriated but their wages were never garnished.  Ever since the civil war peace accord 15 years ago, the former East German workers, now called the “Majermane”, have protested and marched every single Wednesday.  Usually about 300 former workers show up to march, with a police escort, across town to the German Embassy as a reminder of the injustice.  Except for a very few incidences, the marches are always peaceful and a just call for equal rights, but some members of the group claim that as a Majermane it is more difficult to find any employment as they are labeled as troublemakers in the general public.  As the group marches they carry old East German flags, an EU flag and a couple American flags.  The USA government has never supported these marches, nor intervened, but when asked the Majermane will tell you that they carry the Stars and Stripes because they look to the USA as a  generous and caring country that reaches and helps those in need.  Carrying the USA flag is an appeal to a country they truly believe will help them unconditionally.  Its sad to think of how the image of the USA abroad has changed and how such a flattering and altruistic reputation of the USA used to be the norm.
Another surprise in Maputo these past few months was the realization of the 10th Africa Games, hosted for the first time ever in Mozambique.  For 2 weeks in mid-September, All-Africa Summer-Olympics-type events occurred through out the country, though as to be expected most games took place in Maputo.  I was offered VIP tickets to the opening ceremonies but had to declining seeing as that I do not own a tie in this country.  I did, however, make it to a number of basketball games, which played about a 10min walk from my house, and were a good deal at $1.50 for 4 games.  The level of play was to be expected but more entertaining were the cliche physical characteristics of the team themselves: tall and thin Malians, muscular and intimidating Nigerians, show-off Mozambicans, both white and black South Africans, and some fantastic beards on those Algerians.   The games were well publicized but, in typical Mozambican style, schedules, especially revised schedules, were very hard if not impossible to find.  So when my lady and I caught a bus out of town to go to the Ghana vs Uganda soccer match (a game I had circled in the original program weeks earlier due to Ghana’s performance in the 2010 World Cup), we were disappointed but not totally shocked that the stadium was empty and no game was to be heard of.  We did on the other hand catch one of the road cycling days.  Maputo roads tend to be about as pock-marked as a teenager’s face, so I can’t imagine that finding a decent route through the city was an easy task.  We stood on curb along Vladimir Lenin Avenue watching as teams of four from the DRC, Zimbabwe, Nigeria, South Africa, Mozambique, Congo, and others zipped by.  There was some cheering from the sidelines, but more common were comments such as “Ksheesh!” and  “Poooora!” in reaction to the fancy bikes, tight uniforms and speed of the racers.  The morning race was winding down when from down the block a wave of cheers arose and quickly began coming towards us.  Bystanders stepped out into the street straining their necks and squinting to see what team was coming and why they deserved such applause.  Then the cheers arrived and arms went skyward and we all joined in with more spirit than anyone had shown all morning.  Passing us was a solitary old man on his beat-up squeaky bike smiling widely as he meandered by with a basket full of bread.  Ahhhh, Maputo!

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

More to come......

Two months gone and not an update.  I know.  Having moved down to the capital city I found myself mesmerized by shiny things.  New news to come soon such as tales of egg smugglers, the 10th African Games, and of course more common occurrences like weekly protests by a group of nationals long-time former employees for the East German government.

Hope all is well.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Perspective: Fashion, Dancing, & Rambo


Fashion

You will never find ‘Made in Mozambique’ on any piece of clothing.  The textile industry just doesn’t exist and all cotton is exported as unprocessed lint.  No, this is not because all Mozambicans have no need for textile as they go about their business in loincloths or less (as tempting as that may be in the summer heat).  The number one provider of Mozambican wear is Humana, supplier of second hand clothing around the world.  Have you ever wondered what actually happened to that hideous fluorescent shirt you received for volunteering at some non-profit fundraiser, or that glorious holiday-themed sweater that mysterious disappeared, or what happens to all those stinkin’ Yankees shirts once the championship craze ends?  Oh, they go to ugly clothes heaven….and there they are worn proudly.
Walking through town the other day I passed a gem, a 10yr old girl wearing a faded green t-shirt with the phrase “Irish Whiskey Makes Me Frisky!”.  Another day, an old man’s shirt exclaiming that “I’m a blonde on the inside.” Once I saw one with a beautiful picture of the U.S. Capitol building and “I have a dream...” scrolled above it and only upon closer inspection did I see the confederate flag waving from the cupola.  Or another simply stating “The Man” with an arrow pointing upwards counterpoised with “The Legend” and an arrow pointing downwards.  And others are a bit too lewd to share with your mother. 
From what I can gather shirts with English writing (especially simple phrases) and colorful screening are valued and “beautiful”.  What is written is of no importance, clearly.  This all makes for some fantastic walks through town.
But then, this access to tons (literally) of used clothing most from the USA opens up a world of fashion – pant suits, purple shirts and cowboy boots, fuzzy feminine vests on large men, stone-washed jeans, polyester flower prints in a million forms, leopard print extravaganzas, brides maid dresses, and more.  If its brightly colored, shiny, and clean then it is the thing to have! 
Last weekend I left the market with white terrycloth floppy “Gilligan” hat with a band of pastel floral print around it and lining the underside of the brim.  The only snickering came from the 2 volunteers I was with, everyone else thought it was beautiful.


Dancing

            It’s a shame that the first dance moves I learned consisted of a slow box step which was supposed to keep my off the feet of my awkward 8th grade graduation dance partner, but which did no such thing.  By the age of 13 I had already lost all hope of being a professional dancer.  Shame.  This I realized watching a 7 year old member of one of my Junior Farmer Clubs dance to music that played only in her head.  She has muscles I never will.  And yes, the moment was equally unsettling as it was captivating.
            I often wake up at 6am on a Saturday to my neighbor blaring Lionel Richie tunes and singing along.  This I prefer much more than the other neighbor who prefers heavy beat Brazilian passada (and no singing along) at the same hour.  The only time the music stops is when the electricity goes out.  So with all that music all the time, people are bound to dance and they start very young.  I have seen toddlers move their hips in ways I still struggle to.  Also, there is no shame in dancing alone or 2 men dancing together because anything is better than not dancing at all.  As you stand at a bar (where women do not frequent) in a circle of men drinking beers there is always dancing, at least a simple step and sway (well mistimed if your me), but progressing from that to grinding (with more beers of course) is not at all an unusual sight.  This is always my cue to pay my bill.
            However, the best part is that any dancing is good dancing.  It was here that I fine-tuned my art of ridiculous dance moves because they were different and thus praiseworthy.  Brilliant!


Rambo Lives!

“So, do you know Rambo!?” a teen once asked me.  I didn’t know where to begin my answer.

Scattered throughout every town are family run movie houses.  All you need is a small room, a TV, a DVD player, and some pirated action movies.  Charge a only few pennies and the kids will come.  Oh will they come.  Hours later they will leave dry-eyed not having blinked once.  These movie houses are the number one reason why people think I am Chuck Norris, a claim I never actively deny.  The large majority of films shown are pure action flicks; the type that are completely understandable even if you did not understand a word that was said.  Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme, Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Rambo are all very popular.  And it is no surprise that kids can throw a round-house kick as well as they can dance.  These movies are so popular that I recently met (this is no joke) a child named Vandomme. I laughed, shook my head, and greeted him politely all at once. 
So when I was asked if I knew Rambo I was not shocked.  TVs are fairly common here and the national television stations broadcast the news a few times a day.  However, much like the news in the States, detailed and non-extreme images of distant countries are not common.   Those images that do flash on the screen of Europe or America or Asia become ‘the image’ of that place; in the very same way that American media images of starving African babies becomes ‘the image’ of a continent.  So with very few images of America coming through the news (which clearly all 6yrs old watch habitually), the primary source of information on American culture comes from Chuck Norris and Rambo. 
How would these kids know that all that film stuff is a ruse?  Those movie show a world of big buildings, fast planes, fancy homes, and splattering blood.  How could all of that be not real, they ask!  Beside the Rambo question, I have answered dozens others explaining that no one was really killed and though Chuck Norris’ moves are sick no he didn’t do the entire round-house-neck-snap-chair-bash-2-pistol-clean-up scene all at once.  Sorry, kids.  But then they just look at me as if I just told them that Santa does not exist. 

Friday, July 1, 2011

Baseball!?

    This one is courtesy of the sunny sky is aqua blue's favorite follower who sent me a handful of tennis balls upon request. 
     I explained nothing and just walked out into this field with my Junior Farmer's behind.  I picked up a stick and launched a tennis ball into the bushes.  The kids' excited responses varied from "poooora!" to "jshiesh!"  Immediately they all went breaking off tree branches and scavenging for they're own sticks.  This is what followed.